Friday, July 18, 2008

A Poem, By James.....

Here's a little poem I've been rolling about in my head for a few days.....

Kobolds Ate My Baby

Kobolds ate my baby, on a dark and moonless night;

They came in through the floorboards, and gave me quite a fright.

They gnashed their pointy teeth and swished their lizard tails;

I called for the constabulary, but alas, their courage failed.

I hit one with a rolling pin, I chased one with a broom;

But one creature slipped behind me, and slunk into the baby's room.

A scream of horror escaped my throat as I went through the bedroom door;

A kobold licked his lips and my baby, my precious baby, was no more.

1 comments:

Natalie said...

Well, that's what you get for taking Kobold candles.