Here's a little poem I've been rolling about in my head for a few days.....
Kobolds Ate My Baby
Kobolds ate my baby, on a dark and moonless night;
They came in through the floorboards, and gave me quite a fright.
They gnashed their pointy teeth and swished their lizard tails;
I called for the constabulary, but alas, their courage failed.
I hit one with a rolling pin, I chased one with a broom;
But one creature slipped behind me, and slunk into the baby's room.
A scream of horror escaped my throat as I went through the bedroom door;
A kobold licked his lips and my baby, my precious baby, was no more.
Friday, July 18, 2008
A Poem, By James.....
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Well, that's what you get for taking Kobold candles.
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