Big and Hairy - By Brad for Public Review

(I found this in one of my high school notebooks. I probably wrote it during class while board.)

Big and hairy
Short and scary
None named Larry
They like to go to the mortuary
I read that in the library
The picture in the book was funny to Mary
Because it looked like her brother Barry
They’ll say they like you but on the contrary
Most will bite your derrierey
They are mean because they can’t find work anywherey
Except for the old tooth fairy
She owns a dozen yellow canaries
And buys the best silk underweary
Her favorite snack is chocolate cherries
Once I trapped her in a snarey
She became irate and started to sweary
The words she chose were not ordinary
That is why I tossed her into the airy
And grabbed my pistol and shot her